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I just totally stabbed myself in the palm. Accidentally of course. I was washing dishes and I dropped a spoon. As i rushed to grab it I stabbed my palm with a steak knife. Son of a bitch bleed for 5 minutes. Now it stings like crazy. I thought for a minute I might miss House and have to go to the hospital for stitches.

The perfect end for a perfect day.

It hurts. I need my mommy to kiss it better.

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