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Dear Abby:

My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,
and when I confront him, he denies everything.
What's worse, everyone knows he cheats on me. It is so humiliating.
Also since he lost his job two years ago he hasn't even looked for a new
one.
All he does is buy cigars and cruise around and bullshit with his pals,
while I have to work to pay the bills.
Siince our daughter went away to college he doesn't even pretend to like me
and hints that I am a lesbian.
What should I do?

Signed, Clueless


Dear Clueless:

Grow up and dump him.
For Pete's sake, you don't need him anymore --
you're a United States Senator from New York now.

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