Did you know the United States is a herm@phadite? Seriously.
Think about it.
Florida is the peni$, Massachusetts is the tit$ and California is the a$s. The Gulf of Mexico would be the v@gina and it seems fitting that New Orleans would be the g-$pot.
Is it weird that the hurricane is named Charley. and Dom's character in Lost is named Charlie?
There is a hurricane people. There's 100 mile per hour winds and you're worried about film.
I'm a sucker for an accent, mostly British and Southern. I tend to be extra nice to those of the male persuasion with a nice accent. Even when their name is Miryn Snoddy.
However, just because you have a famous name, doesn't mean I'll treat you special. Nicole Ritchie was a real b*tch. Called me names. =( At least Don Johnson tried to flirt me up.
It's 2004 damn it. Not 19.99. No matter what anyone tells you.
Chimpmunks don't weigh much.
ooh, a tree.
No, auntie Rita I don't see pink elephants. The ones I see are yellow with purple spots.
It's just started to rain. No. Really it has.
Pull up your pants, I don't want to know what color your underwear is.
The fishies eyes popped out. It's all gooey and covered with lint now.
Yes, I do have stamps. No, you can't have one.
Stop bothering me. I don't get paid to train you.
I still think Julia Child was born a man.
We are not mind readers, if you don't say you want something, how the f*ck are we supposed to know.
It's almost over.
Do you read the fine print?
I can't believe I miss coo coo birdie.
blah blah blah. yadda yadda yadda.
It's Friday. I'm out.
I hate firewalls.