October 22nd, 2003

You best jump far

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Nicked from grotesque_wench

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Your First Sexual Experience With Dominic Monaghan by sweetserene
Name
Age
WhenApril 19, 2019
WhereYour place
With WhomIt's a threesome with Billy
WhyHe was lonely
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it takes 15 years for him to be lonely??? I'll be 43!

Your First Sexual Experience With Dominic Monaghan by sweetserene
Name
Age
WhenJuly 26, 2029
WhereYour place
With WhomIt's a threesome with Elijah
WhyHe felt sorry for you
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How does a sympathy f*ck turn into a threesome?


Your First Sexual Experience With Dominic Monaghan by sweetserene
Name
Age
WhenJanuary 8, 2006
WhereYour place
With WhomIt's a threesome with Billy
WhyYou seduced him
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now this one I like. I guess it can pay to be real one in a while. Can I wait 2 1/2 years?

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BTW I am like tired. I didn't fall asleep until like 1 am. woke up for no apparent reason at 4am. didn't fall back to sleep until 6am and got up again at 8. Of course it's a rainy day - the kind you don't even want to get out of bed.

But I gotta work.
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You best jump far

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Ha ha! Our work computer database thingie went down- But I still have my internet.
*sticks tongue out at the rest of the call center*

My hands smell like bleach. (I dunno why)

Did you know the width of armspan is equavilant to your height. If thats true, I'm shorter then I think I am.

Did you also know that skunks can spray only 6-10 feet, but the smell can be detected up to 3 miles away???

Did you also know that octopuses get sexual organs? However scientists discovered that they are soo tiny because acoording to studies, if they were an bigger, a predator might mistake the appendage as another food source.
Now let's think about this one, shall we? A predator is eating an octopus, but stops mid meal because they've discovered that the winky makes for better food and it's not like the octopus is gonna need anytime soon anyway. Who the heck studies this stuff?

And....
Australian brothels are recruting extra S&M specialists to work during the Rugby World Cup to cater the needs of English fans. The brothels were surprised by the enormous demand for punishment the time English fans were in town. Said a spokesperson for the adult entertainment industry, "now we know... the English like spanking."

Did anyone else picture Dominic getting spanked? I sure did.

Almost time to go home. Almost...
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You best jump far

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Freddy "Rerun" Berry died.

Well that sucks.

Oh yeah- why the hell is LJ not not sending me notifications the comments have been made, hmmmm?
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