Everlasting gobstopper

I could tell you about the problems we had with our medical insurance , but it's all fixed.

I could tell you about my slip on the ice, but i'm sore.

I could tell you the joke I heard today, but I forgot.

I could tell you about how cold it is, but my fingers are numb.

I could tell you about the cop who pulled me over, but he let me off.

I could tell you this was an interesting entry, but it's not.