There were two absolutely adorable black kittens on our back porch tonight. We live on the second floor, and the kittens were very small. I think they might have been born there. (you gotta understand how our back porch is set up). I would love to be able to keep them, but 1) I'm allergic. 2) The landlord don't allow it.
What the hell I am gonna do to get rid of the cutest black kittens in the world?
So anyway. that's all the news that's fit to print.