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I told you I've been reading too much slash. But this one was brillant. Different.



A guy from New England dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the man is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune.

The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid, you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"The man, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in New England. Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!


The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the New England man is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.
Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The man replies, "This is great! Just like April in New England. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"

The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make this man suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the New Englander unhappy,the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at what he sees.

The New Englander is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee. "How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the devil.

Jumping up and down the New Englander throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell's frozen over!! This means the Red Sox won the World series!!


2fast2furious on a budget

I know I already posted this but...
If this doesn't put my meaningless life into perspective- I dunno what would.

Can ya tell I've been randomly searching again.



vamp
You are Form 9, Vampire: The Undying.

"And The Vampire was all that remained on
the blood drowned creation. She attempted to
regrow life from the dead. But as she was
about to give the breath of life, she was
consumed in the flame of The Phoenix and the
cycle began again."


Some examples of the Vampire Form are Hades (Greek)
and Isis (Egyptian).
The Vampire is associated with the concept of
death, the number 9, and the element of fire.
Her sign is the eclipsed moon.

As a member of Form 9, you are a very realistic
individual. You may be a little idealistic,
but you are very grounded and down to earth.
You realize that not everything lasts, but you
savor every minute of the good times. While
you may sometimes find yourself lonely, you
have strong ties with people that will never be
broken. Vampires are the best friends to have
because they are sensible.


Which Mythological Form Are You?
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I love Tetris...
T
Above all else, you understand the need for
teamwork. Your shape makes a lot of situations
hard for you, so you rely on the other pieces
to accomodate you. In return, you make it
easier for incoming pieces to fit. Unable to
make anything better than a double, you're more
often a setup piece for the big scorers.


Which Tetris piece are you?
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However- the T shape is my enemy- So i guess that means- I'm my own worse enemy.

Guns
Yo, I could see ya with a tatoo across your arm,
either guns, knives, or something really
agressive like a pit bull. I wouldn't want to
mess with you!


What Kind Of Tattoo Are You Most Likely To Get?
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I didn't expect that answer. However I thought of a decreative blade though...

I swear I took this one before.
HASH(0x87598b8)
Arianrhod is the Celtic goddess of the full moon
(or the 'silver wheel'), of reincarnation, and
of the Wheel of the Year. You are mysterious
and serene, yet you can be stubborn and even
cruel.


What Celtic Goddess are You? (With pictures)
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This test taken @ TheAeroZone.com, where you can take more tests than any human should. :D



Merry!
You got Merry! You want your partner in crime to be
mischevious and funny! He could always help you
think of a nice plan. Hehehe.


Who is Your LOTR Partner In Crime??
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Who would of thunk it? =P

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Whatcha gonna do? Act 1/64 the fool! *grins*