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Ha ha! Our work computer database thingie went down- But I still have my internet.
*sticks tongue out at the rest of the call center*

My hands smell like bleach. (I dunno why)

Did you know the width of armspan is equavilant to your height. If thats true, I'm shorter then I think I am.

Did you also know that skunks can spray only 6-10 feet, but the smell can be detected up to 3 miles away???

Did you also know that octopuses get sexual organs? However scientists discovered that they are soo tiny because acoording to studies, if they were an bigger, a predator might mistake the appendage as another food source.
Now let's think about this one, shall we? A predator is eating an octopus, but stops mid meal because they've discovered that the winky makes for better food and it's not like the octopus is gonna need anytime soon anyway. Who the heck studies this stuff?

And....
Australian brothels are recruting extra S&M specialists to work during the Rugby World Cup to cater the needs of English fans. The brothels were surprised by the enormous demand for punishment the time English fans were in town. Said a spokesperson for the adult entertainment industry, "now we know... the English like spanking."

Did anyone else picture Dominic getting spanked? I sure did.

Almost time to go home. Almost...

Comments

Okay, so I'm shorter then.
Yay! :D
And La have you been reading Uncle John's Bathroom Reader?
Lol, those are really interesting facts. Even more interesting that someone took the time to find out!
Like the ones that found out you can't lick your elbow (why would I want to do this, anyway?) or that you swallow around eight spiders in your life while your asleep...
O.k. time to go to bed now. *goes and checks whether there are any spiders in the bedroom*
Ya know- I keep forgetting that little tidbit about the spiders- But someone keeps reminding me....*shudders*

BTW - if you need any icons- check out my site
Sorry for reminding you! It just keeps bugging me. I have spiders in my room quite often as I live next to a forest. But then they're suddenly gone and I keep wondering where they went...
Oh, and please, next time you give me a link like that WARN me! I almost had a heartattack from Dommie-hands overload! ;-) Thank you very much anyway, I'll nick some of the icons. I have no clue how to make nice ones myself, so I just steal other people's... *bows to the skillful icons and avvy and siggi makers*
I actually saw that thing about the brothels on the news here, we aussies now how to cater for our international guests