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...Or not. I'll just be bored then...

*twiddles thumbs*

Come on... Entertain me!!!


Urem... I am not very good at entertaining people...

*hands you a Dom plush doll*

Would that help?
Hey, just stare at the background of your LJ! That should be entertaining! :D
he is pretty ain't he?
Well that was fun- while it lasted. I can't believe I got two wrong.
*slaps wrist*
Phew, I'm running out of ideas!

Things You'd Love to Say at Work, but Can't!

1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?

2. Do I look like a people person?

3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.

5. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.

6. If I throw a stick, will you leave?

7. You!... Off my planet!

8. Does your train of thought have a caboose?

9. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.

10. A PBS mind in an MTV world.

11. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.

12. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.

13. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.

14. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.

15. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.

16. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.

17. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.

18. Can I trade this job for what's behind door 1?

19. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.

20. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

21. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.

22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?

23. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

or maybe you'd like to make a new icon?
You certainly keep me amused that's for sure... #5 is my new motto. Thank you my dear (a new icon shall be in the works for you when I get home)
Go look at insane_icons
there is some umm, pretty entertaining stuff there.