I had this customer today. He called asking for tech support for Nikon. I cheerfully (as cheerfully as one can muster the day before a long weekend) transferred him to Nikon. No more then five minutes later he called back. He said he made a mistake and he needs support for Canon. So again, I transferred him. About 15 minutes when he calls back again. This time he says he's not sure who he is supposed to call. I asked him what type of camera he has. He said isn't sure. (little old guy). So I ask him if the camera is in front of him. He said yes. I asked him to pick it up and look at the front of the camera. He says he can't. Perplexed, I ask why. He says it's heavy and he hasn't taken it out of the box yet. I'm thinking to myself this guy must be really old and frail if he thinks the box for a digital camera is heavy. I ask him to read me what it says on the box. First thing he reads is "Lexmark all in one- printer". I said sir, that's not a camera, it's a printer. He says what's that?
I am so glad it's the weekend. My knee is killing me. It's getting worse everyday. Last night, today and tonight it is not just inflamed, it's swollen. Naproxum ain't cutting it. I should have called my doc and set an appointment. But I hate doctors. I could always tolerate the pain before. I cried myself to sleep last night, it hurt so much.
Then I went and read the most depressing fic ever. I seriously think I'm scarred for life. JK. but seriously, it was a downer, but I couldn't stop reading it.
What else? That's about it.
See you next time.