Everlasting gobstopper

So I broke out my guitar this week and have practicing my tabbing. But sadly the only thing I have learned is my fingers are neither nimble or quick. So sad really. My chords are descent enough, it's the strumming that throws me.

I need a keyboard. So I can practice that too.

I want a cello.

I feeling musically inclined at the moment. Or musically declined. Whatever.