I went to the laundry-mat today and while my clothes were being dried a woman came in. She looked and smelled like she took a crap in her pants. The smell was so bad the owner asked her to wait outside while her laundry was being done. He tried to be diplomatic and non accusatory, but she made a real stink (in every sense). The owner called the cops. They were all talking outside still arguing when I was leaving.
That was sooo disgusting...
And since we are on the smelly ass theme... I passed a woman in the grocery store parking lot and she just let one rip while I was walking by... It took all I had to not laugh out loud.
I had a very promising interview this morning. I won't say more then that because I really feel that I jinx these types of things.