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I must be either really dense or really tired.

I grabbed my last red delicious apple from the fridge and took a nice healthy bite. I spit it out because I realized I just bit into a red onion.




My great grandmother once grabbed a gallon of bleach (thinking it was milk) and poured herself a glass.

Yes, she drank a big swig.

Thankfully she immediately realized that it was most definitely NOT milk.
Oh my. That is so much more worse then what I did.