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It's so cold.

How cold is it?

The screw in eyeglasses committed suicide.

 

Oh and I remembered the joke I forgot last night.

Two cows are in a field talking. One cow says, "Are you afraid of getting this mad cow disease?"

Second cow says, "Why should I worry? I am a sheep."

Get it?

No.

Ok.

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wheeheehee, i love that joke! i tell it to everyone until they're sick of it. except i know it as "what do i care? i'm a hellicopter."
I get it. *on her way to less slower days.*
OMG I got it and i never get jokeses! OMG

lol