Everlasting gobstopper

mood: cold

It's so cold.

How cold is it?

The screw in eyeglasses committed suicide.

Oh and I remembered the joke I forgot last night.

Two cows are in a field talking. One cow says, "Are you afraid of getting this mad cow disease?"

Second cow says, "Why should I worry? I am a sheep."

Get it?

No.

Ok.